Bradley Cooper goes full retard.

Jul 31 2012

Bradley Cooper goes full retard.

Mr. Coops was voted sexiest man alive which for a woman beater/izer is pretty odd. Those votes must have been made my the same judges as Toddlers and Tiaras because I would place Bradley a far second to Honey Boo Boo Child* So why does the so called sexiest man choose to play the ugliest man in history…..?? Well….. it’s a distraction from the case where he knowingly gave a young lady/boy the herps and settled out of court for 2 bj’s and a stack of Pringles.. See I almost forgot about that when I saw these pictures of Coops NOT acting on stage rather just ate some bad extacy.. 3 pills to be exact. All he needs is a bottle of water, a balloon, and a glowstick necklace to convince me this isn’t, ’Raver Boy’ an American Heartthrob… Coming Soon…… Read the rest of this…

Jul 30 2012

When someone asks you for a beer, GIVE IT TO THEM…(Florida)

This, ladies and gentleman, is why I do not carry a firearm! When I want something bad enough and someone doesn’t give it to me I use my God given gifts to acquire those needs… This ugly redneck bitch just pulls out her little pistol and kills you. I, in no way condone murder for beer, but I do sympathize with those who are leathered, dry and thirsty… Wait, so did she get the beer? Read the rest of this…

Jul 25 2012

Kristen Stewart cheats on Robbie because Rupert showed her an uncircumcised weenstick

And so it was a ween without foreskin, it’s irresistible shape and lovely definition. K-Stew tells people mag, “I jumped on his wiener, but it was only for a second and I didn’t mean to.”

Sweet mother of Converse!!! You might consider hiring some new PR that is NOT what she meant to say, but when the thought of those tender moments bubbled into her frazzled head it just whispered out like sweet dandelion fluff on a spring day.

It happens to the best of us Kristen, I have a feeling you and Robbie will find a way to make it through this troubling time. He has foreskin and is extra sensitive so use that to your full advantage…

xoxo

Jul 17 2012

And the worlds most boring couple award goes too…..Lauren Conrad and William Tell. zzzz

I can’t stop yawning……ahhhhhhhhhhhh…..yawn. ”Babe, let’s go to Cabo and you can help me think of a new idea for a novel that I’m going to have someone else write.” K, babe first help me pick out a vacation shirt from this J Crew catalog… K, babe. Does this one piece make me look chunky?” No, babe. can you pass the kale chips babe?” Ya, save me some… oh crap were late to pick up the mini dog from the groomers!! Ugh day ruined! Let’s go buy some decorative pillows for the couch, that always makes me feel better:)

And Scene.

Jul 16 2012

Adrianne Curry flashes her tittyballs at Comic Con…

There are a ton of emotions that crawl through my brain as I gaze at these photo’s… First, Is this scary monster getting paid to look so frightening or is this just for the love of seeing her name on my site? Second, I didn’t know dead cow still had an appetite as to her starving leather crotch..

I’d like to end this sermon with a fun fact: If you see Miss Curry planking over a toliet it is because her belly button is in fact an anus.

Jul 12 2012

Worst dressed man in the WORLD is Lane Garrison.

Not only did this gem kill someone while driving intoxicated, he also beats the shit out of his girlfriends.. Well aint karma a bitch!! Karma came and bit you in the you dress like a 1992 Jersey strip club manager’s ass.. This dude is so gross. Men!! Take note!! If you have ANYTHING in your wordrobe that resembles any of this monstrosity of Goodwill/TJ Max, anal sex configuration clothing… THROW it AWAY!! You look stupid! Your girlfriend is embarrassed, and you are about to be fired from Hardee’s.